A Chris-in-the-morning inspired blog. Somewhere I can hypothesis on human nature and narrate my own journey of self discovery. That sounds so cheesy! Basically somewhere that I can just spill out the contents of my head.

 
So this page is turing into my rant page. Good.
This weeks rant:
My flatmates are arsholes. Well Damian and Ivan anyway.
Okay Damian first.
I think Damian has something against women in general, I suspect he may be a sort of male supremacist. If you can be. The type that thinks along the lines of '..don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are black/jews/other hated social groups, I just wouldn't want them living next door.' He's sort of '..don't get me wrong women are great I love my girlfriend but women are stupid and low and existant to do mens bidding.'
If something happens in the house it's either mine or Sarahs fault. Like the freezer the other morning. Damian comes down for breakfast and the freezer is open and stuff is starting to defrost. Because I was the last person to get anything out of it (my icecream) he says 'Megan you left the freezer open.' fair enoughish I guess. I reply 'No I didn't.' Because I had spent a full minute at least rearranging the stuff in it so that it WOULD close and stay closed. 'Yes you did!' he replies. I tell him that Todd saw me close it last night. I closed it. Then I pretend not to hear the rest of the conversation.

Now Ivan's turn. There are a number of events that have occured in the flat relating to the tv in the living room and the SKY. Ivan I believe is the origin of these happeneings with prompting from Damian. So the boys got sky. I said I didn't want it because a) I don't have the money and b) I don't see the point I watch enough tv with 5 channels.
One day while I'm making my lunch I decide to turn on Juice tv and watch some music videos while I prepare the food. What can the boys have against me watching 10 minutes of music. I press the channell number and appears the blue sky screen thingy. 'Please enter parental lock code..'
They've put a pin number on sky in the form of a parental lock. At least I can still watch Nikkelodeon and cartoon network I guess. I can see Ivan's thought processes now. They (being me and sarah) didn't pay ---> they shouldn't watch ---> we keep them out.
Nowhere in ther does it occur to him to say to us 'Because you guys didn't pay for sky you shouldn't watch it.'
Then a couple of days ago I went downstairs to the main tv to watch something on tv 1 because my reception has been pretty bad for tv1 lately. I turn on the tv and the sky screen comes up saying 'Please enter your sky card' I press everything I can think of to get tv1 but no! Now they are trying to stop me and sarah from watching tv at all!!! The little fuckwits!
Anyway today I waited until they had all gone to uni because I wanted to watch Eastenders. It's on tv1 so I went downstairs sure enough 'please enter sky card'. So I looked on the tv table for the card, under the decoder behind then I looked under damians playstation as I lifted it up I heard a rattle. Hmm I thought would they. Sure enough they'd HIDDEN the card in the playstation where the CD goes. So I watched Eastenders and put the card back! What on earth would posses them to try and deny their flatmates the tv. It' there for all of us. But hang on! Not all of us paid for it. So now Ivan's thinking they didn't pay for the tv. We won't let them watch it. DESPITE the fact that HE could only watch tv for the first 3 weeks because I had the good grace to put MY tv in the living room and sacrifice some of my viewing so THEY could watch things!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Megan at 7:22 PM